Can't stop eating Holiday goodies

[donkeybucks]

This is bullshit, everywhere you go, it's there!

Someone who's had way too much holiday cheer in their life decide to bring in their baked goods like fudge, cookies, white choclate covered pretzels, etc. Then they make sure you eat it by making you feel guilty if you don't try any of it.

Then at home, the shit is everywhere. And then it's in gifts too. Someone is always sending ya candies, peanut brittle, popcorn tins, peanuts and mixed nuts.

You go to a Christmas Party and thier is the same ass shit again, eggnog cake, pumpkin pie, holiday cookies, eggnog and rum, you know all the shit you don't dare to look at the nutrition label.

You go to the grocery store and their is all the crap the store makes just tempting you to buy all their holiday goodies; cookies, cakes, pumpkin pies.

this must end

 

[Whoson1st]

Can't go wrong with giving someone a gift of food, even if sweets .

Don't have to send it back or worse yet store it in a closet if it doesn't fit!

 

[Labeeb]

Yeah, self-control is a real bitch.

 

[billhill999]

This is bullshit, everywhere you go, it's there!

Tell me about, the I/T department has been putting out the spread all week, I've had about 15 home baked chocolate squares, I'm talking about the good chocolate, none of this Entemans shit, cashews, finger foods.
It's going to go on through Friday.

Ironic, I was going to create a similar thread, and as Madden would say "Boom" here it is.

 

[donkeybucks]

Ok, this is the last straw, Damn it!

Office gal just came to my cube to tell me we are having pot luck today! AND she made carrot cake, as if to tell me she made it especially for me or something! There you go, the ol' guilt trip slider pitch she just threw at me!

My pants waistline is digging in my skin. I can't take this shit no more. Today I make a stand.

Screw the pot luck and the the fat ass causing carrot cake! I'm leaving the premisis and having something healthy.

 

[donkeybucks]

Ok, someone just put a tray on top of the filing cabinets of what looks like cookie balls sprinkled with powdered sugar. Looks like their is some sorta choclate chips in it but they are colored red and green.........I don't know what the Fuck it is and I don't care, I'm not eating it!!

First name: Will
Last name: Power

 

[donkeybucks]

Right off the bat this morning on top of the filing cabinets we have.........rum balls, more cookies (snickerdoodles, choclate chip, peanut butter, colored frosted, etc.). A box of candy canes made its way up there too, who gives a shit about those? Homemade cupcakes are up there too with red and green colored frosting.

I don't care about any of this stuff. My will power is on full alert today! I mean fuck the cookies anyways because I know the hag that brought them in. Her crusty boogers probably fell out of her nose and into the cookie dough.

 

[kingbill]

It's crazy, we have a woman in our department who brings brownies and cookies every week during the year, so now that Christmas is here she goes over the top with Brownies, Cup Cakes, cookies, Chocolates everywhere. I've been drinking so much water and tea hoping it will keep me away from the temptation. I've been forcing myself everyday after work to go to the gym and run even on the days I don't normally run to keep the holiday weight gain to a minimum.

 

[Dante]

fuck!! JUST HAD a huge piece of Xmas cake but I did have my milk thistle today so all should be good...:thumbsup:

 

[donkeybucks]

I gave in.......sorta.

Just got back from lunch where I had a very lean chicken sandwhich and and orange.

Some guy walked passed my cube eating a donut. So I went to the breakroom and sitting there was the most beautiful box of donuts. Had a maple bar.
Not too bad of a cheat, considering I could have been eating all these holiday goodies, which by the way, some office workers around here exchanged gifts today. The whining hag gave me a jar of mixed nuts. Fuck, now I'll be eating those when I get home. Once I start on those I will not stop. F'n hag, what is she trying to do to me?

 

[Presto]

What's really in those cookies?
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_122106_news_pot_cookies.3184ad8a.html

STAYTON, Ore. -- Police said workers at a Stayton plant got sick after eating cookies made with marijuana.

On Tuesday, 15 people were checked out for dizziness and light-headedness at the Weyerhauser plant.

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Detectives discovered pot was an ingredient of the cookies.

There were no reports of any serious injuries.

Police offered a $500 reward leading to an arrest in the case. Detectives said it was an isolated event.

Freaking 15 people went to the hospital over this little incident. By watching the news, you'd think they had just ingested cyanide. I guess it's a way to get out of work and be high.